Thursday, May 19, 2011

Calling all make-up artists

I would like to hire you
so that I could have "everyday" make-up like this:


and "everyday" ponytails like this:


I prefer Ken Paves-types.
So we can openly gossip about others.
And because when I ask you
if I look fat, or white, or if you think this zit has a heartbeat, etc.
you will straight up tell me (and then somehow fix it.)
Payment = you can watch all the Bravo! you want at my house and I'll set you up with my hot gay friends.

~Image via Max Factor~

1 comment:

  1. Hahahaha! I love this post! It's ADORABLE!

    I would love my own live-in make-up artist too! Let me know where you find one!

    xx,
    Katie
    www.LolaInspired.blogspot.com

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