Interesting baby reads

1.

Blown out vagina.

Sorry for the crudeness of this sub-title,

but let's face it, unless you have huge hips and a cavernous vagina,
such that your baby just flies out,
(and I sure as heck do not),
that is what happens after you squeeze a watermelon out of your little cooch.

Funny, yet not so funny at all, my sweet little one!

A I come to terms with what is about to happen to my lady bits,

I found this post {HERE} regarding care for your said "blown out vagina"

both terrifying, helpful, and oddly hilarious.

Note:  I already stocked up on Tucks pads.

2.

Bringing up Bebe

Is French parenting style superior?

This article {HERE} has certainly piqued my interest.

Thinking about ordering this book for my post-partum reading pleasure.

I mean, who wants one of those rambunctious, ill-behaved, spoiled little brats you see running around in public like they own the place?!  Eeek. Not me!

My children are going to be little saints.  Obvi.

3.

Weaning and Depression.

I will freely and sadly admit that I had not heard of this phenomenon.

While (thankfully) post-partum depression has been getting appropriate attention, I think this is equally important! As someone who plans to breastfeed, I am grateful I came across a beautiful and heartfelt personal story over at Cup of Jo.

{HERE}

Happy reading!

I hope you learned something new.

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