True Blood

Let me just get this off my chest.

Don't get me wrong,

I am all about Eric Northman over Boring Bill Compton,

but seriously,

CAN WE PLEASE GET AN OUTFIT CHANGE ALREADY?!

Enough with Baby Eric!

Here he is, talking to Pam, who's face is rotting off more and more by the minute:
(Real Housewives, take note)

Scene translation:

"I don't want to be baaaaad Pam.  I just want to wear blue sweatshirts."

The outfit straight-out-of-a-high-school-Jason-Stackhouse's closet

that he's been rocking for the entire season has GOT to go.

Some people (maybe only me) have been waiting a looooong time

for a steamy, dirty Eric-Sookie sex scene.

We instead get them boning on Bambi's lawn, missionary-style, in the dark.

I barely saw an ass cheek.

It was LAME.

Afterwards, I'm sure Sookie fed, burped, re-diapered

and gently laid Baby Eric back into his vampire cell.

And the only raunchy sex scenes we are left with are:

1.) Boring Bill doozin' it with his great grand-daughter. (Ew!)

2.) Tara experimenting with lesbianism out of the blue.  (Unnecessary.)

HBO, please bring back naughty, witty Eric so that I can be more entertained.

In the meantime, watching him speak Gaga will just have to do....

Still looking forward to tonight's episode, nonetheless!